"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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