I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
