So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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