so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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