I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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