Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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