guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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