why didn't you poke me back
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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