He asked to "fluff my boner.."
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
