I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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