The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
