I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
this will be a night to untag.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize