Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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