It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
