I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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