I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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