This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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