It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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