So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Come see our sink grown plant.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
