You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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