David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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