Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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