problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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