at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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