that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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