Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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