dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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