Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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