ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
So gin and wine won't be happening again
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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