Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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