she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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