a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Damn victory sex feels great
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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