It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we're making bets on your personal life
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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