I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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