Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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