are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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