so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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