i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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