also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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