I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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