You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You ruined the universe
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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