you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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