so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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