What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
