I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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