the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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