how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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