Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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