STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
