she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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