I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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