I love black thongs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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