he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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