I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
please don't ironically join a cult
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